Sunday, April 24, 2005

Photoshoots are so much less stressful when you get to throw mud at your model’s face. Really hard.

I need to figure out a way to work that into shoots more often.

posted by Een at 5:29 am  

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman
enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”
“The guy was your doctor…”

posted by Een at 11:08 am