I’m Sick Of Pretending: I Don’t “Get” Art

Douchebag artist who pretends to get art for years complains about other douchebag artists pretending to get art but actually being successful at it.

I’m linking this just so I can say that shit in the title. I should probably get a twitter so I can put my little jokes somewhere even more irrelevant. Long and winding conversations about this across 4 or 5 facebooks and damn, look at that non-public social network. Ah well, no threads for you and I’ve already done enough copyp. I’m actually very active in the contemporary art scene and by that I mean when I’m bored I post a lot in Brad Troemel’s constantly ovulating facebook feed.

A friend told me in the bar that they spent hours looking through my blog last night. Thanks mancub! I feel alive! A couple people also told me they were stalking my website, in as many words. Motivation nation.

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Skinemax from Smash TV on Vimeo.

AKA my childhood. Hope this doesn’t get taken down before people get the chance to throw it on at parties.

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